📡 Contact
the Dulce Base Team
(Yes, these are real humans. Yes, they’ve seen things.)
Whether you’re here to invest, collaborate, or accidentally get teleported to Sub-Level 8, this is the crew to talk to. Please allow 3–5 business days for replies, or slightly longer if there’s a time loop.
Lucas CorVatta — Producer, Actor 📞 (323) 529-9355
📧 lucascorvatta@gmail.com
Lucas first stumbled into Dulce Base while filming a low-budget Western in New Mexico and taking the wrong elevator. He’s been producing our chaos ever since and occasionally plays “That One Human Who Knows Too Much” in re-enactments.
Rick Vargas — Creator, Writer
📞 (323) 533-3882
📧 rickvargas1@gmail.com
Rick was abducted in 2017 and returned with an Emmy-worthy script burned into his brain. We assume the Greys are still writing through him telepathically, but Rick insists the nosebleeds are “just allergies.”
Jeff Gonzales — Producer, Developer
📞 (505) 506-1274
📧 jgonzales7@me.com
Jeff joined the team after selling “rocks” at a roadside stand outside Dulce. Turns out the rocks were sentient and part of our landscaping crew. He now oversees production logistics and keeps the Reptilians on schedule (no small feat).
JD Marmion — Associate Producer, Wrangler of Strange Beings
📞 (505) 660-5830
📧 dragondoglt@yahoo.com
JD once responded to a Craigslist ad for “exotic animal handler.” The animals were… not from Earth. Now he handles casting, props, and the occasional interdimensional stowaway.
Deborah Hayden — Production Consultant, Reality Negotiator
📞 (505) 310-0180
📧 deb@threedogsinc.com
Deborah became involved with Dulce Base after her dog dug up a “harmless” glowing orb in the desert. Within 48 hours, she was in a Level 3 conference room negotiating coffee budgets with Greys. Now she ensures our scripts, schedules, and timelines remain mostly anchored in this dimension.
Pro Tip:
If your email subject line contains “urgent,” “classified,” or “giant glowing thing in my backyard,” it gets bumped to the top of the queue.
Warning:
Phone calls made during solar flares may be redirected to Level 5’s karaoke lounge.
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Just be aware:
Contact may occur by phone, email, telepathy, or sudden beam of light through your bedroom window.
Response times vary depending on galactic alignment and whether or not Sub-Level 4’s coffee machine is working.
If you hear three slow knocks on your door and smell ozone… that’s us. Please answer.
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